Happy December, everyone! Its snowing beautifully outside and I think I might embark on a snow walk. But first, I was going through my phone and realized that it is filled with ridiculous texts, I can't even remember what half of them mean anymore. Enjoy! Do you have favorites, too?

Perfect, we can work out the details later. And learn Portuguese.
They've been playing Beirut! I can't believe my phone knew how to spell that!
No one messes with tall girls.
It was a brain dissolving amoeba not anemone, and I am really disappointed.
Little Miss Sunshine and Christmas Ale. Its like i've died and gone to Cleveland!
I just watched a messenger boy bike past with a pinata papoosed to his back.
I'm shaking. I got onto the stage.
Miss you too. Maybe it'll help if I put this cowboy hat back on.
Let's open a bookstore and then move to brazil.
I just saw a picture of Audrey Hepburn and thought it was you.
Write us an email about what books you like and Africa
A cute girl on a bike nearly swerved into traffic trying to catch my eye, to which adam replied, "you're like a lesbian loadstone."
There are a couple of groundhogs romping outside my window. What a wonderful day to be young, in love, and munching grass on a hillside.
Embarking on a pudding quest.
Thwump! munch, munch, munch [that's the sound of me eating dinosaur mac and cheese with a spork]
I just danced the night away with a lumberjack named brian.
I punched the air today and cut my thumb.
Have a good night and fairy-hamster dreams!
Today mystery magee exhanged his sombrero for a white zoot suit.
Just saw a blues show in downtown Cleveland, i half expected to see you in a posh dress at the bar.